tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via buckysexual)

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

(via haimshorts)

whoredinarygirl:

applying for college

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(via beyoncevevo)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number

Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy

Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in

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Girl:

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nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time

*power walks away*

(via validx2)

meanplastic:

seeing someone from school in public

(via jesuschristvevo)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

2charmz:

Ariana grande at the VMA’s like she ain’t got school tomorrow

(via twinkest)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via cloudmaster)