Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused
it just fucking says one “dime”
what the fuck is a dime
how much is it worth
whose idea was this
oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number
Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy
Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in
nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time
*power walks away*
- bae: come over
- me: do you have food
- bae: my parents aren't home
- me: are they coming back with food
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.