single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
the fact that people have donated over $8000+ to a MURDERER who is already on PAID LEAVE fucking disgusts and terrifies me
Stop white people
"Support Officer Darren Wilson" = "I’m a racist asshole who wants to give a nice big bonus to the guy who killed an unarmed black kid because that’s what I secretly wish I could do".
Fuck literally every person who donated even a penny.
THIS. CAN’T. BE. LIFE.