sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug, via greetings)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via encourage)

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via harryxzayn)

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via heart)

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via encourage)

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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(via twinkest)

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

(via heart)

drcrusherxvx:

bbrightstar:

fasterthanthespeedforce:

the fact that people have donated over $8000+ to a MURDERER who is already on PAID LEAVE fucking disgusts and terrifies me

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Stop white people

"Support Officer Darren Wilson" = "I’m a racist asshole who wants to give a nice big bonus to the guy who killed an unarmed black kid because that’s what I secretly wish I could do".

Fuck literally every person who donated even a penny. 

THIS. CAN’T. BE. LIFE.

(via teejaybanana)